2023 dân Mỹ muốn vào ở khách sạn sang thì phải đóng giả là di dân lậu

Những tưởng những chuyện ngược đời chỉ có ở xứ Thiên Đường, nhưng hóa ra xứ Giãy Chết cũng học đòi mới đểu!

Bọn chánh quyền Mỹ khốn nạn dùng tiền thuế của dân Mỹ xịn để rước di dân lậu vào nhà, một trong những động thái đó là cho di dân lậu ở MIỄN PHÍ trong những khách sạn hạng sang mà người bình thường có nằm mơ cũng chưa chắc thấy.

Link bài: Genius: Vacationing Family Poses As Illegal Immigrants To Get Free Hotel Room In New York City | Babylon Bee

Genius: Vacationing Family Poses As Illegal Immigrants To Get Free Hotel Room In New York City

LIFE·Oct 4, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

NEW YORK, NY — The notoriously frugal Donaldson family cleverly posed as illegal immigrants, scoring a free week at a luxury hotel in downtown New York City.

"Good eveni --- I mean, hola, amiga!" said Mr. Donaldson, approaching the hotel desk. "We are weary illegal immigrants looking for a top floor corner suite, preferably with a jacuzzi! Away from the ice machine, por favor!"

Despite their pale skin and South Carolina drawl, the Donaldsons managed to fool the hotel staff with authentic Party City sombreros and bushy stick-on moustaches. "My name? Ah yes, my name is Jesus, this is my wife Rosalita, and my daughters Rosalita Junior and, uh, Rosalita extra Junior" said Mr. Donaldson to the check-in clerk. "See, they all have the moustache like me. Muy, muy guapo! Would you care for a churro?"

Feeling compassion for their plight, the hotel employee offered condolences to the Donaldson family for Governor Hochul's harsh words about illegal immigrants coming to New York. "Such ignorance," responded Mrs. Donaldson. "You know, a little room service would go a long way towards healing the wounds. Some - what do you Americans call them - margaritas, perhaps?"

At publishing time, a hotel employee had become suspicious after seeing Mr. Donaldson without his moustache, but he saved the ruse by quickly asking, "Donde está la biblioteca?"